Written at 11:43 PM on Saturday, February 10, 2007
darn it. i had da effect of da emotions afta seniors got back o lvl results.some were tearing due to joy n of cos, sadness. oh well, i mus as well teach myself some
ways to improve myself and oso prepare
for da
upcoming scary humongous monster-like devilish-like meanie cow arse making me go insane O LEVELS. enuf of my descriptive words.
LETS START.
increase my brain storage space
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i will be getting some memory cards.increase my memory [almost da same as top]
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lets feast on oysters !!increase my absorption speed of textbooks -
with superglue scotch tape double sided tape and many many other stationary.improve on my oral skills
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talk to da wall. cos 'silence means consent' im always correct wen im talking to da wall.improve on writing speed for history n social studies -
get a smooth pen lyk pilot brand,cos Dr. Grip will help me. with advanced soft grip focused on "Center of Gravity". Wide, double layered grip reduces writing stress and hand fatique.WHEE ~increase on knowledge -
hold conversations wif da newspaper. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.with all dis, darn.
holy crap shit cow elephant donkey monkey crap dog cat rabbit giraffe mee siam cakes biscuits. I AM still SUPER NOT PREPARED!
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