Rah Rah Rasputin!

hmms. 4 G my class won da hamper 1st.THANKS TO MING TONG.WHEE~ cheered till very enthu.our lao da aka mrs chen nan sy cos we r her people.hahah.she told us to cheer for her whenever its her turn to sing.n yes,turn we yelled lyk some loons. thinking bout it, did she ask us to cheer for her,so dat others cnt hear how gd or bad she sings ? LOL. i dun mean anything.LOL.

hmms, alicia n i were goofing around afta our energy drained off. pretty tired so we entertain each other. most importantly, i found out i can use alicia spectacles ! hah.alicia n i are march babies.n we r born on da 7th too. YAY~ we haf da same bdae so we promise each other to buy at least 10 dollars worth of present.beta start saving.LOL.

ALICIA,
-physics test paper

define ohm's law.
her ans : i only know da SI unit is [da ohm's sign], look lyk da hat wan.LOL.

*darn it, i luff lyk crazy can,da moment i saw her paper.gosh.

as for her a maths paper,[not da test] cos she din do dat well last yr so she gotta take another test. poor thing.
anyways, mr koh said

dont nid to copy.i just want to know where ur problem lies.so dun worry bout da scores.

and ALICIA did it again.
she din do da paper, instd, she went to write all her problems on da 1st page. -.-

LOL.i luff lyk mad.cnt bear it.

afta school, went out wif michelle baoyi n baoyi's sjc fren en en.hmms,quite fun luh.other den my mistaken identity.wanted so much to kill.ARRRR.do i look dat unstraight ? LOL.lalala~ humph, who cares. at da escalator accidentally omost fell again.darn i,oni baoyi saw, phew.on da mrt trip to dhoby ghaut saw charles,guo man,sorrys de other two,i dunno ur names.LOL.n nothing much really happen.I SWEAR NEVER TO LOOK AT PEOPLE more den twice.BUT i dun haf my spectacles, i cnt really c dat clear can.

went hme afta spending $6 on 3 ear stuts at plaza wen baoyi , mich n en went to bugis. went hme, ate a magnum, went to slp soon afta,too tired.omost forgotten bout hans until mum woke me up. ate reunion dinner in a rush went for hans. reunion dinner best part was my bro disliking abalones.great, nobody's gonna fight wif me.YAY~

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for you

♥ Loved, Manda

16/02

went to school wif mum shouting my name once to hurry up.

everything went smoothly, managed to read 'Straight Talking' till chpt 15

during recess, went for npcc meeting for AFT.i hafn even ask parents bout it.asked bout malacca trip. yes, mum dad said i can go for malacca trip PROVIDED wif a consent form.consent forms aint a problem cos we will definitely b given.BUT its d 1st tym mum n dad enquired for it.hope ATF thing wun screw up malacca. *sighs* i cnt possibly dun go malacca, dere's free 60 rounds of bowling.GOD !!!

next,was fire drill.mr mak showed da whole school how to extinguish da fire.okays,its lame.BUT i gained something from it. fire extinguisher produces a stinky gas.darn. IT STINKS A BOMB. althou da smell was directly towards 4I,H classes but my super nose can smell it.HAHAHA. me py elo sweechen was lyk fooling rund, poking each other, obviously at da waist area.

went up to da hall. 4F,G,H,I went able to sit at the gallery.hahah.it was fun.whee~ i sat next to alicia and puiyoong.hmms.fun luh.
puiyoong was taking revenge by poking me.it aint dat childish luh.

PY: your poking dam solid can ?
ME: nopes, my poking very gas.

LOL.hhahahaha~

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♥ Loved, Manda

BA GUA

i want to oso thank leon tan for treating all of us BA GUA. LOL,he said he still got 8 pkts.loaded n filthy rich peepol. NOBODY IS TO COMMENT ON PREVIOUS SENTENCE.SHHHHSH.hahaa.hes being so uncannily generous. LOL. henry keep eating n eating.as if da ba gua was so irresistable. haha.yay~ if mr goh were to walk pass our class i will b doing CWO in school cos it will b my 2nd tym being caught.LOL. WHEE~

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for you

♥ Loved, Manda

SPAIN

NICHOLAS da rome guy came to my hse. I LOVE aunty AMY for giving birth to such a gorgeous son. OMG !! im goin crazy. awwwww. anyways, sorry gals, i aint tking a foto wif him.hahaa.dere r several reasons :

1. i dun dare.
2. i dun dare.
3. my mummy n his mummy are good friends.

LOL. anyways, his actor wannabe younger bro,thomas came too.thomas da dunno wad train.chu-chu train.. ! gosh. i dun tell u his age first. he came to my hse and occupied da tv wif his POKEMON dvd,n yes i still play da gameboy and its pokemon.LOL.he keeps saying PIKA PIKA. gosh. ahaha.guess u shuld b able to guess his age. hes super duper hyer. great.hes gonna ask me to play wif him.LOL.

mrs sim, 4g my class form teacher gave me something red, she told da class not to tell others.anyways, i feel great to b a chairperson. soooo coool.WHEE~ I LOVE YOU MRS SIM.i suddenly feel dat she aint dat bad after all, quite a nice person. n she gave to a few people oni kay ?
pffft. lets me c, me dorothy hazel renjie alicia gavin ming tong.
haha. dat shuld b all. whee~

LOL. im off.my msn aint working. darn.

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for you

♥ Loved, Manda

*****

OMFG OMFG OMG !! hmms. go da yrbk 2006 wan luh.sch dam slow but i dun really care.anyways, dis guy in da yrbk is sooooo hot !! ***** hahahah.lets c, i told chia pui yoong, eloise lee, pamela lee, alicia wee, jiawen and annabella. for others, i will tell u soon. gosh,n i saw him in da morning. hot hot hot. LOL. *****, *****, ***** !!! pls dun scare me by saying I NOE WHO HE IS frm names dat arent here. ANNABELLA SEAH, nice try u gave me a huge frigging shock nbout da carving thing. pls dun try dat in class anna, try it in ur hse.

ahahaha.im gonna be sitting standing kneeling running jogging walking ... etc at da correct posture liao. HAHA. i WUN hunch. LOL. ***** !! arrrr.

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♥ Loved, Manda

PLEDGE

we, the citizens of lamers society,
pledge ourselves as three line lamers.
regardless of lame, lamer or lamest,
to build a claudian society based on laming or lam-ed.
so as to become world class qualified lamers.
we will save the world from global warming.

hahah.n yes. dis is da lamers society pledge. da position i wanna b is non lamer of the lamer society n dey din let me be. BULLY. lol.anyways, claudian society came frm da nam claudia. hmms, i cnt say too much, dun wanna de-fame any of da holders of name claudia. hmms, of cos, it has something to do wif lame.do check out da book of names frm da library. hope u find da meaning. all thanks to our hallucinating teacher dat cause us to haf dis great inspiration. GOD BLESS. muacks.

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♥ Loved, Manda

went edison's blog.he din update.hmms, i lyk wad he wrote for his profile thou.

Edison Chen

Edison Chen was born on October 7th, 1980.
Raised in Vancouver and NYC he has now moved to Hong Kong and currently works in Asian Cinema, Music and Fashion.
He owns a lifestyle company named CLOT, which works with labels and artists from all around the world gathering them all together in unison in the Greater Asian region, although they are based in the Hong Kong region.
Seemingly this is the first venture of this sort of cause in Hong Kong. GOOGLE him if u don't know him.
He is just a normal everyday guy like you, but only his job is to entertain.

LOL.i oso dunno y i lyk it.HAHA

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♥ Loved, Manda

im tolerating you AT THE RISK OF MY SANITY.

arrr.
leme vent my anger.

sesame chicken arsehole !
stooooopid.

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♥ Loved, Manda

my hand game partner wants me to inform pipol dat she has ideas on da crossing road posted by me, mrs edison chen. pls view her blog under my darlings 'charlene'

hahahahahaha.

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wen crossing da road look up down left right in order

-to check if u haf any neck disorder
-to check if its time to visit da doc
-to look out for jay chou wannabees
-to look out for hot guys

dis is my list so far. will tink of others. dang.im so tired.one day of shopping drained my energy.man utd is playing wif charlton. TRASH CHARLTON !!

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♥ Loved, Manda

O LVLS ^ ^

darn it. i had da effect of da emotions afta seniors got back o lvl results.some were tearing due to joy n of cos, sadness. oh well, i mus as well teach myself some ways to improve myself and oso prepare
for da upcoming scary humongous monster-like devilish-like meanie cow arse making me go insane O LEVELS. enuf of my descriptive words. LETS START.

increase my brain storage space
- i will be getting some memory cards.

increase my memory [almost da same as top]
- lets feast on oysters !!

increase my absorption speed of textbooks - with superglue scotch tape double sided tape and many many other stationary.

improve on my oral skills
- talk to da wall. cos 'silence means consent' im always correct wen im talking to da wall.

improve on writing speed for history n social studies - get a smooth pen lyk pilot brand,cos Dr. Grip will help me. with advanced soft grip focused on "Center of Gravity". Wide, double layered grip reduces writing stress and hand fatique.WHEE ~

increase on knowledge - hold conversations wif da newspaper. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

with all dis, darn. holy crap shit cow elephant donkey monkey crap dog cat rabbit giraffe mee siam cakes biscuits. I AM still SUPER NOT PREPARED!

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♥ Loved, Manda

SHOPPING SPREE

i went to j8 tdae.hmms. yepp show luo will be arriving. LOL. i din c him., althou i wanted to.da queue was so dam frikking long ! its all da way until da place where dey are hafing some construction for MRT line or wadsoeva. PS : i din go dere for SHOW, went der for last minute CNY shopping spree. BEST thing bout it, my mama is paying. however, not exactly. she's using my dad's supplementary card. SMART MOVE EH ? ought to thak my dad. i spend a whooping..

xtomic TOP-$19.90
newbie TOP-$29.90
newbie TOP-$29.90
newbie SKIRT-$39.90
EAR STUDS-$14.00
HEELS-$69.90 [oops ?] i bought dis at taka thou.went dere earlier on.

grand total =

leme get a calculator

$203.50

sorrys, dad.

apparently im still short of 2 pairs of ear-rings. FYI, i haf 5 ear holes.
darn. in case u are wondering y i oni bought a skirt, its bcos i realise i got some new bottoms frm mom n dad during deir holiday.LOL.my dad should b relieved cos i dun lyk necklaces.LOL.dey r bit irritating.HENCE,his money wun decrease any more.LOL.

BTW, i got aNEWBIE card !! anyone wanna lend ? yay~
althou i spent a fortune, i got something free. oh ya, i oso got a dumb looking, always smiling at me female soft toy keychain pig frm newbie as a free gift. DEY HELLA shuld gif me a free gift kays. i spent lyk, wait, leme get a calculator,$99.70 dere lorh.
LOL !!

yes, i din c show luo. T.T hes one hot guy.

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♥ Loved, Manda

hmms.another thing i felt xtremely funny.
ms tan said dis during her lesson, its bout improper use of english words. LOL.

I SLAPPED HIM HARDLY.

LOL.

adorkable.

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♥ Loved, Manda

LAMEEE

谁给我喝忘情水 ?
阿哈
因为阿哈给我一杯忘情水~

hahahha. BAOYI asked me to post dis. so funny nia. 罗志祥 said dis joke. WHEE~

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♥ Loved, Manda

MAN UTD

hmms.dunno if dere's anything interesting to blog bout.not feeling dat well.arrr.
anyways,read an article on da newspaper on man utd. LOVE DAT SENTENCE. it says

charlton's record against man utd isnt bad, its DISASTROUS.

LOL.
charlton is gonna VS man utd soon.cnt wait for dat win. MUAH.LOL. gogo CRISTIANO RONALDO. portugal won brazil. such a good feeling.

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for you

♥ Loved, Manda

Confessions of kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was.
His birthday was coming and thought he shall tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. he tore up the letter.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked.

Bobby walked down the street to the church. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

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♥ Loved, Manda

LOL. dis is sooooo funny. MUAHS.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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♥ Loved, Manda

LOL.decided to post COS DERE'S NO NPCC TMR. HIP HIP HOORAY. may god bless everyone.YAY~

i love dis particular advertisement.hmms.da host are supposed to ask which places offer cheap parking spaces. n dis young n cute caucasian guy said, 'AT HOME !!' wif at accent.gosh it was so cool i burst out luffing.LOL.anyways,im gonna watch dat epi FOR SURE. caucasians are HOT.LOL.as in teenagers of cos,dey age rather fast thou. whee~

HELLLL YES, im joining da relay 4 x 100m with jiawen puiyoong laura.hmms,last yr lerh.join for fun lorhs.it wuld b soooo fun. LOL.hmmms.i will bda 4th runner.even more fun.LOL.SUPPORT ME!!!!

in class,althou tests are draining off our energy, everyone was pretty chirpy.LOL.now is yr 2007 ryt ? we just got our 2005 yrbk. -_- wadda.LOL.but im contented to b able to get it.LOL.hmms.whee~ eloise made dis lamer society.HELL,i aint lame can.i wanna b da NON LAMER OF THE LAMER SOCIETY.yepps,it was rejected.HAHAH,guess i will b a lamer. T.T oh ya,i told puiyoong dat i will be adding 'to b a non-lamer' as my wishlist. WATCH. LOL.

WHEEE~~ im on a high mood.just finishing browsing fahrenheit album.ITS MINE.gosh, i bought it lyk almost beginning of sch reopen.LOL.appetizing.LOL.whee~~

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♥ Loved, Manda

credits to CHIA PUI YOONG

row row row ur boat
gently down e stream
throw AMANDA overboard
listen to her scream.

LOL.nice job. whee~

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♥ Loved, Manda

LADY-S

hmms. tdae was a great day COS i got 51/70 for chinese !! my greatest achievement.finally,amanda turns billingual !!! woots~ whee~ so.. i decided to award myself wif a 8 dollars haircut.LOL. actually i wanted t cut for a super duper long tym.HAHAHAHA. pffft.it was a pretty well done haircut.i was so frigging scared wen da haircutter was cutting my fringe.my heart was at my mouth.thoughts raced thru my mind, making my mind into a pandemonium state.LOL.writing compo !!! LOL. i dun wanna call him hair stylist due to da two 's' in da word. i will refrain frm typing 's' due to 's3'.,LOL. whee~ back to da hair cutter, i was so scared dat i will appear lyk charlene's.i was lyk a lil pussy facing a super humungous monster. lol. i dun tink humungous is in da greatdictionary.arr.who cares.after cutting as i requested for hair to b cut-ted thinner. i ended up lyk some cancer patients after my haircut cos dere are still so many cut-ted strands.ARRR.i dunno how to describe, but i certainly felt sick due to da effect of my lost-sage of hair.*sighs*

hmmms.dats bout all.went online and eloise ranted on lady-s.LOL.she says shes lady marmalade,
pamela as lady claudia,
puiyoong aslady clio ,
zhiya as lady vera,
anna as lady fernando [as requested],
dats ryt no LINK. hahah. i wan queen amanda, it was disagreed.finally i settled for lady edison. in long term its, edison's lady. LOL,, crappp. guess we are going english.hahah.

LOL.

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♥ Loved, Manda

my future is bright, ouch my eyes hurt.

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♥ Loved, Manda

TALKING

darn it. being called by ms tan for talking,until i was a lil pissed.who wun get irritated wen someone interrupts u talking.HAHAHAHA.im interrupting her thou.LOL.but I HAF TO TALK.lol..!!! anyways,she said something lyk dis dat made me rmb,

people who are quiet are smart as their brains are churning,brainstorming.

HAHAH.
so im gonna b QUIET. WAIT FOR AMANDA's MOST DRASTIC CHANGE.WOOTS~~

I WUN TALK, SERIOUSLY ITS TUFF. darn it.LOL

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♥ Loved, Manda

ozzy lusth

YULwon survivor,*sighs* i missed dat episode.sadden. OZZY IS SOOOO cute.decided to put ozzy's name as red cos ... RED ALERT ! hot guy.LOL.

darn y mus he be sooo hot ? LOL

hahaha,anyways,hes in playboy mag. darn it.of cos,its nude. no way im gonna c,kill my eyes.i dun wanna get polluted.IM STAYING PURELOL.uninfested by disgusting pictures.LOL.hahaaha~ but,i seriously din go n c.LOL

LOL.hes just hot luh,apparently hes ATTACHED.SIGHS.LOL

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♥ Loved, Manda

received a new msg frm jiawen.of cos,its something gd,dats y i decided to blog on it.HAHAHA

it states

it takes 15 trees to produce the amt of paper that we use in one exam.
JOIN US TO SAVING TREES
'SAY NO TO EXAMS'

whee~ i wanna join nia.but how da hell am i gonna join wen dey din gif me any add.HAHAHAHA.i was merely joking.but its a gd msg,inspiring shuld i say ?

eloise oso sent me msg mayb da lamest msg ever.so i decided to post. ^^ credits to ELOISE !

she sent me,
row row row your boat gently down da stream,when you see amanda.dun forget to scream.AHHHHH~

LOL.

lame aint it ?

how can i b an official non-lamer wen peepol round me are lyk dis ?

DARN.
my bro's fav word : UNFAIR !!!

I STILL STRIVE TO B A NON-LAMER.hah.na nee na nee poo poo. ^^

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♥ Loved, Manda

ROLE MODEL

hahahah.decided to post on this. LOL

tdae was a happy day cept da thing bout flunkin hist.haii.
anyways,i forgot wad i luff bout lerhs. n i rmb i luff uncontrollably.

role model
darn it i got caught for ,LOW SOCKS tdae.LUCKY i got da key or else i tink i end up dere,standing for a frigging long tym. arrr. LOL.hmms.CHARLENE talk to me in msn and made a fool outta herself.she asked me to go to JOCELYN's tagboard.i went n tag.charlene went to c and told me i din type my blog.HAHAHA. dumb move.amanda scores! y wasn't my blog stated cos i place in under url.gosh.i knew it.charlene ,aint an experience blogger.back to da topic. as i kept saying i was a role model to bernadine and puiyoong,dey got da disease too.dey call demselves role models. -_-|||
hahahah.puiyoong told me dat bernadine is da ROLE MODEL OF THE SECOND. n here goes, we rattle on bout ourselves and i called myself ROLE MODEL OF THE YEAR,no,OF THE DECADE,no,OF ,THE MILLENIUM.THE MILLENIUM.LOL.yay~

hahahahahahahahha~aint dat funny thou.but i jus wanna blog dis.LOL

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♥ Loved, Manda

haha.one of dese days, pamela fell sick. GET WELL SOON !! lol. n pamela did a super duper embarrassing thing in class, she burped n cough at de same tym.i sitting in front of her, to she wanted to vomit.scared me terribly.haha, anyways,shes pro ryt ?? haha. tata~~

ps: i feel mean posting my fren's most malu moments. arrr.

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NPCC SESSION.

after school was NPCC.haii.couldn do my work.i tot of finishing it.but arrr, time flies.oh,time reminds me of my crappy compo on time.god bless me,hopefully teacher will feel dat my story has an unusual feel and gif me high high marks. WHEE~ anyways,although i din apparently do well for my diagnostic test,one sentence frm my compo came out in da commendable sentences and phrases.WOOTS~ btw,oni a FEW people's sentence or phrases were on da paper.less den 10,ok.LOL.

back to da topic of NPCC,i totally malu myself in da toliet.i din wanna blog dis but due to unanimous requests, kind hearted amanda strikes again AND SAVED THE WORLD.wahahaha~ hmms, kays, i was lyk 90% dressed in full uniform den i spotted dis hanger bside me and samantha.of cos,i picked it up and asked whoose it was AND samantha told me it most likely was MEIQI's,recently it was her b'day.another gal older den e,hah,who cares im more mature.LOL.but i still crave to play 'cha', u noe dat game dat has human,stone and gun.its dam entertaining can.LOL.OH, i oso lyk 'ji gou ba',a more complicated version of scissors,paper,stone.HAHAHA.anyways,i love hand games,n i haf charlene as my hand game partner during boring tyms of npcc.BACK TO DA TOPIC, without thinking i said,MEIQI,is dis yours ? dats ryt, u tink deres nth wrong ryt, but deres just something terribly wrong.HAHA.meiqi actually left da toliet alrdy.LOL.darn,and i end up scarin samantha and jocelyn cos i was looking bhind dem.of cos,dey tot meiqi was behind dem wen dey tot meiqi left but actually was my imaginary fren.HAHA.recalling, i tink i even said bye to meiqi. DID I ? cos,shes oni bside me at first.

DARN

a lady in sheep's clothing, bloody hell came late.and guess wad we still hafta greet her. so ma fan and TMD.pfffffffftt.

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♥ Loved, Manda

LAMING SESSION

hahah. i dunno wad to start wif.

in class,PAMELA was distributing lame jokes.of cos,names must fit. it all started with JIAWEN saying she nids to go evergreen. dear pamela interrupted and says shes going ever-red.a gust of wind came even my imaginary frens felt the same.WAHAHAH. soon,pamela concluded PLMGS, her primary school is pamela lee methodist girls' school.apparently,she gave me one.ACS is amanda chan school -_-||| she den say, jiawen lousy luh,dun haf school.my smart arse partner, jiawen said,mines jurong west. -_-|||

whooosh, anna,puiyoong,pamela,alicia and me went frozen.not exactly frozen cos we haf IMMUNITIES.whee~

btw,wad im gonna mentionn below,aint real.PAMELA said,

dere's a school mayflower,so dere is JUNEflower.
dere's a school henderson,so dere is PIGderson.

LOL !

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HAY BEE HIUM

I LOVE HAY BEE HIUM !

darn,i left 21 of dem onli. T.T

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